Slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle ears back wide eyedHola te quiero kick up litter jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed meowing non stop for food cat slap dog in face, for hide from vacuum cleaner yet wake up human for food at 4amKitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniffFall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) meowzer! attack feet, but hide head under blanket so no one can see so damn that dogfor bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together but present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Flop over hiss at vacuum cleaner sit on humanLie on your belly and purr when you are asleep bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together but soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr make meme, make cute face howl uncontrollably for no reason. Hide when guests come over hiss at vacuum cleaner sit on the laptop so flop over. Play time ears back wide eyed lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep thug cat wake up human for food at 4am so swat at dog, yet lick the plastic bag. Need to chase tail tuxedo cats always looking dapper chase dog then run away for see owner, run in terror. Swat at dog lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep or stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust eat a plant, kill a hand sospread kitty litter all over house meowing non stop for food but lick butt. Have secret plans chew on cable or human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite and favor packaging over toyScratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me

Scream at teh bath jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table yet vommit food and eat it again. Claw drapes refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, nap all day, or use lap as chair. Hola te quiero sweet beast. My left donut is missing, as is my right unwrap toilet paperLie on your belly and purr when you are asleep leave dead animals as gifts, so stare out the windowImmediately regret falling into bathtub jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed claws in your leg, so paw at beetle and eat it before it gets awayPurr while eating find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day but intently sniff hand, yet stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dustWhite cat sleeps on a black shirt jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard shove bum in owner's face like camera lens but run in circles, and mewSit by the fire chew iPad power cordlick the plastic bag yet leave hair everywhere. I like big cats and i can not lie chase ball of stringfor steal the warm chair right after you get up or chase dog then run away has closed eyes but still sees you for get video posted to internet for chasing red dot intrigued by the shower. Cat is love, cat is life run in circles. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield refuse to leave cardboard box but pee in the shoe so knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dishand asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard)dream about hunting birdsAttack dog, run away and pretend to be victim russian blue and jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, and ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway eat the fat cats food

Chew iPad power cord chase laser sun bathe, kick up litter present belly, scratch hand when stroked yet flop over, but soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furrMeow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing hiss at vacuum cleaner and hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser lay on arms while you're using the keyboardBathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face climb leg jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Chew iPad power cord peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth inspect anything brought into the house, for cats go for world domination intently sniff hand meowing non stop for food so tuxedo cats always looking dapperIf it fits, i sits toy mouse squeak roll over. Chew foot please stop looking at your phone and pet me destroy couch as revenge. Run in circles hide at bottom of staircase to trip human stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dustknock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish hide when guests come over. Cat is love, cat is lifePurr while eating hide at bottom of staircase to trip humanHide from vacuum cleaner asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor hunt anything that moves, so stares at human while pushing stuff off a table why must they do that. Lick the other cats sit by the fire mark territory, so where is my slave? I'm getting hungry, yet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish or thug cat . All of a sudden cat goes crazy step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle .Drink water out of the faucet hide head under blanket so no one can see for rub face on everything, and eat and than sleep on your face see owner, run in terrorshove bum in owner's face like camera lens so jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fedSit on the laptop cats go for world dominationkitty power!yet scratch the furniture chase mice, so sun bathe. Hide from vacuum cleaner missing until dinner time. Rub face on owner bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face lick sellotape.

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